Joke of the day!

This story takes place on a Native American reservation. One night, it was very, very cold; so cold that people had to bundle together to stay warm.

• “Kbar Khali-Kili Haftir Lotfan.”
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

• “Khrel, Jepaheh Maneh Va Jayeii Amrikahey”
I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies travelling as reporters.

• I thought Graceland was tacky.

• No kids in the back of the pick-up, it’s not safe.

• Do you think my hair is too big?

• Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

• The tires on that truck are too big.

• I’ve got it all on a floppy disk.